I'm Not Sure Why My Body Felt That I Needed Nine And A Half Hours of Sleep, But, Apparently, It Did

Woke up very late;
How very late, you might ask?
2.5 hours.

Much Heavy Lifting And Rearranging Grants Only A Moment's Respite Before Next Obsession

Rearranging things
To suite a girl's desires;
Welcome to life, boys.

They're In Middle School, So It's Not Really Their Fault

In Sunday School class
Occasionally wonder
If anyone cares.

I Love All My Wonderful Friends Who Give Me Free Things For My Apartment

Great free stuff today;
New three-piece desk and dresser.
Many thanks, Yates'.

I Loves Me Some Beatles, And Quite Enjoyed Shelley And I's Double Date With The Whitesides

Spent a few hours
Trippin' 'cross the universe;
Dub date with Whitesides.

An Ode to Ernest (With Bonus Explanatory Haiku)

Ernest F. Bierschenk.
Hope your house doesn't burn down.
Piles and piles of mail.

(Pictured to the right:
Asian equivalent of
Ernest F. Bierschenk.)

If You Play The Whole Game, You Get A Whole Snowcone, And If You Play Half Game, You Get a Whole Snowcone, So I'd Rather Play Half-Game

Watched Brian Regan,
Plus snowcone at end of game.
Grape/Cherry? favorites.

In Which It Is Neither Better To Give Nor Receive, But To Do Both At The Same Time

Helped move desk today.
My reward for my trouble?
Free desk and comics.

In Which I Mourn Cruiser, Hobbes, Brendall, Max, George, Rick, & Tucker, The Canine Dearly Departed

Rented DVD
From Redbox: Marley & Me.
I miss many dogs.

My Dad Is a Major Workaholic, But At Least He Is Doing A Chore He Enjoys

Called my dad today
To say Happy Father's Day,
And he was mowing.

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life

Lost the soccer game
Due to the referees; but,
Free Little Caesar's.

I Think I Might Be Turning Into My Father, God Help Us All

Sitting in the dark.
Not because my power's out;
Just saving money.

We Are Registered At Bed, Bath, & Beyond, As Previously Mentioned, And I Think Frozen Mugs Might Make My Life Complete

Coit's with Jason S.
Frozen mugs for wedding gift?
Humble suggestion.

In Which We Contemplated Rumbling With Another Church, Sandlot-Style

Ultimate Frisbee
With the college group tonight;
Stupid BFC.

A Night to Celebrate The Fantastic Culture That Created Both Sweet & Sour Chicken And Kung Fu Movies

Delicious dinner.
Ate authentic Chinese food.
Plus, Jet Li movies.

Slow And Steady Wins The Race, Especially If The Faster Competitors Die Waiting To Make The Next Move

Eighty four minutes

Is a very long chess game;

Ernest F. Bierschenk

In Which I Struggle With Surprise Anxiety And Feelings of Inadequacy

Surprise jealousy:
I contemplate a friendship
And the work it takes.

If You Are Reading This And Attending My Wedding, Please Make Sure There Is At Least One Gift I Receive That Is Fun

Bed, Bath, & Beyond
Is not man-oriented.
Wedding Registries.

In Which I Confess The Extent Of My Knowledge of Superheroes

I can name every
Superhero pictured here.
It's a little sad.

Remember To Always Speak Courteously And Pleasantly To Your Healthcare Professionals

It's a bad idea
To yell at someone who is
Keeping you alive.

A Problem, The Answer To Which Is To Lose Consciousness And Perhaps Hallucinate Wildly

Extended napping
Is the perfect answer to
Rainy afternoons.

Meta-Poetry Breaking The Fourth Wall to Address Issues of Format

Quick Editor's note:
Comment in Haiku format
Or be mocked and scorned.

True Manliness Should Not Be Measured in Technical Know-How, But Often Is Anyways

Bought my own tool kit,
Then assembled a bookshelf.
I feel like a man.

Heartful Gratitude Despite the Sarcastic Nature of This Poem

New Bible today.
Only took him a whole month.
Oh, that Jason Smith.

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life

Have to clean today.
Need to unpack some boxes.
But, I have curtains.

Struggle of Super Human Proportions

Hung curtains today.
No electric screwdriver.
Very tired arms.

Weary From a Journey to the Edge of Mortality

Drove too much today.
Tired after funeral.
Need to get some sleep.

Hello World

Haiku Blog Day One.
Introductory poem
Didn't say a lot.