Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Monday, June 29, 2009

Sunday, June 28, 2009

They're In Middle School, So It's Not Really Their Fault


In Sunday School class
Occasionally wonder
If anyone cares.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

I Love All My Wonderful Friends Who Give Me Free Things For My Apartment


Great free stuff today;
New three-piece desk and dresser.
Many thanks, Yates'.

Friday, June 26, 2009

I Loves Me Some Beatles, And Quite Enjoyed Shelley And I's Double Date With The Whitesides


Spent a few hours
Trippin' 'cross the universe;
Dub date with Whitesides.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

An Ode to Ernest (With Bonus Explanatory Haiku)


Ernest F. Bierschenk.
Hope your house doesn't burn down.
Piles and piles of mail.

(Pictured to the right:
Asian equivalent of
Ernest F. Bierschenk.)

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

In Which It Is Neither Better To Give Nor Receive, But To Do Both At The Same Time


Helped move desk today.
My reward for my trouble?
Free desk and comics.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

My Dad Is a Major Workaholic, But At Least He Is Doing A Chore He Enjoys


Called my dad today
To say Happy Father's Day,
And he was mowing.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life


Lost the soccer game
Due to the referees; but,
Free Little Caesar's.

Friday, June 19, 2009

I Think I Might Be Turning Into My Father, God Help Us All


Sitting in the dark.
Not because my power's out;
Just saving money.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

In Which We Contemplated Rumbling With Another Church, Sandlot-Style


Ultimate Frisbee
With the college group tonight;
Stupid BFC.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Monday, June 15, 2009

Sunday, June 14, 2009

In Which I Struggle With Surprise Anxiety And Feelings of Inadequacy


Surprise jealousy:
I contemplate a friendship
And the work it takes.

Friday, June 12, 2009

In Which I Confess The Extent Of My Knowledge of Superheroes


I can name every
Superhero pictured here.
It's a little sad.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Meta-Poetry Breaking The Fourth Wall to Address Issues of Format


Quick Editor's note:
Comment in Haiku format
Or be mocked and scorned.

Monday, June 8, 2009

True Manliness Should Not Be Measured in Technical Know-How, But Often Is Anyways


Bought my own tool kit,
Then assembled a bookshelf.
I feel like a man.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Heartful Gratitude Despite the Sarcastic Nature of This Poem


New Bible today.
Only took him a whole month.
Oh, that Jason Smith.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life


Have to clean today.
Need to unpack some boxes.
But, I have curtains.

Friday, June 5, 2009

Struggle of Super Human Proportions


Hung curtains today.
No electric screwdriver.
Very tired arms.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Weary From a Journey to the Edge of Mortality


Drove too much today.
Tired after funeral.
Need to get some sleep.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Hello World


Haiku Blog Day One.
Introductory poem
Didn't say a lot.