Wednesday, December 30, 2009

New Year's Resolutions Aren't Hard; Most People Just Set The Bar Too High

Next year I resolve
To be much lazier; hope
I can stick with it.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Monday, December 28, 2009

Oh, That Ernest!

It's been a while; I'm
Looking forward to time with
Ernest F. Bierschenk.

Saturday, December 26, 2009

I Kinda Doubt Anyone's Really Disappointed.

I'm giving up on
My Samurai Saturdays;
Wasn't feeling it.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

A Philosophical Inquiry For You All

Question: how much wood
Would a woodchuck chuck if a
Woodchuck could chuck wood?

Monday, December 21, 2009

Sunday, December 20, 2009

I'm Assuming That We're Having Fun, But, Again, That's Mere Speculation At This Point

Honeymoon: day two.
Writing this Thursday, so I
Don't know what it's like.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

No Samurai Saturday Today. Sorry If Any Of You Are Disappointed.

I think you all know
What time it is this weekend;
'Cause it's business time.

Friday, December 18, 2009

I Can't Wait To Start My Life With Shelley Wright

December 18th
Has become a day that will
Live in infamy.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Yay For All Of You

Sometimes I wonder
How I got so rich in friends;
You guys are awesome.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Big, Empty Bed

Waking up alone
Is never easy to do;
Soon I'll be with you.

Monday, December 14, 2009

I Am So Very Sick Of Writing Papers

Right now, I might sell
My soul if it meant that I
Didn't have to write.

Saturday, December 12, 2009


Some seasons of life
Are meant for more than killing;
Peace on Earth to men.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Thou Art A Cruel And Angry God!

Every time I watch
This video I can't help
But smile. LINE PIECE!

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

I Just Want To Be Done And Leave On My Honeymoon. Is That Too Much To Ask?

Got papers to write,
So very many papers.
Just can't type no more.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009


No means of motivation.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

I Still Miss Someone

Her suffering ceased,
And I'm glad; but I still wish
She could be here now.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

The Inexorable March of Time

Strong, tall, and silent,
He stands like the mighty oak.
But, even oaks die.

Friday, December 4, 2009

Wednesday, December 2, 2009