Monday, August 31, 2009

This Is So Not Who I Am

Just made calendar
And I color-coded it;
I feel so dirty.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Friday, August 28, 2009

Thursday, August 27, 2009

These Colors Don't Run. These Credit Cards, However...

Rented eight movies
Tonight for only 3 bucks;
God bless 'merica.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Monday, August 24, 2009

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Things People Younger Than Me Love That I Don't Understand

Hannah Montana,
The Jonas Brothers, and all
Known energy drinks.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Friday, August 21, 2009

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

I'm Looking At You, SNU

I hate how the world
Revolves around tedious
Bureaucratic crap.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Seriously, In This ID Photo He Looked Like Snidely Whiplash

Air Force ID with
Mustache size of a Buick?
Ernest F. Bierschenk.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

As The Mighty Ducks Once Said, Ties Are Like Kissing Your Brother

Tied in soccer game;
Doesn't feel worse than losing,
But it's not better.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Let He Who Hast Never Missed A Deadline Casteth The First Stone

Thursday was busy,
And my computer was dead;
Just cut me some slack.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

It's Gotten To Be A Little Bit Like An Addiction, Honestly

Family Video:
Fifty cents for two movies?
How can I say "no"?

Monday, August 10, 2009

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

I Helped Her Surprise Jason Smith For His Upcoming 47th Birthday On Saturday

Scheming and plotting
Birthday surprises galore
With Linda Pinkstaff.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Monday, August 3, 2009

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Today Was Kind Of A Weird Day

Slept through church, went to
Cici's, and got parmesan
Dumped all over me.

Saturday, August 1, 2009