Added Up Statistically, My Life Can Often Appear To Be Incredibly Sad

Did the math; read an
Average of three comics a
Day for last four years.

I Actually Don't Build Buildings Out Of Legos Anymore, But That's Only Because I Don't Have Any Legos With Which To Build

This comic sums up
My life surprisingly well,
Except Supes, not Bats.

I Had Never Really Considered That When Jesus Called People's Faith "Little" He Could Be Talking About Their Faith In Themselves

Powerful Nooma
Video with teens; trying
To believe in me.

I'm Glad He Has To Come Back To Be The Best Man At My Wedding

Used to saying bye;
Still not any easier.
I'll miss Logan Kruck.

It's Interesting To Study The Higherarchy of Nerdy Habits And How Nerds View One Another Within This Social Pecking Order

Game night with JP;
Spent three hours in dark room
Filled with Halo nerds.

I Waited for Half An Hour, Because That's How Long The Lady Said It Would Take, And Then When Half An Hour Was Up, She Told Me It Would Be An Hour

I crave potatoes
Stuffed with barbeque brisket;
No satisfaction.

Here At Syllabic Restraints, We Do Our Best To Please As Many People As Possible

Some say haiku should
Be strictly about nature;
Tree, bush, flower, grass.

Watched A Live Performance Of Fiddler On The Roof And It Was Fantastic

As the good book says,
"If you spit up in the air
It lands in your face."

Picking The Movie We Watched Was Almost As Much Fun As Watching It, And We Watched A Great Movie

Man night: a success.
Ate tons of unhealthy food
And had a great time.

Didn't Really Feel Any Of The Latter Today, But There Are Some Weeks When I Do, And They Are Unpleasant

Comic book Wednesday;
Full of potential goodness
And buyer's remorse.

The Only Downside Was That I Had To Eat Two Dinners

Throwing up; odd that
Something so simple can make
You feel much better.

If You Haven't Seen The Movie, The Verse Might Be A Bit Of A Spoiler. Consider Yourself Warned.

Gran Torino was
A phenomenal movie;
John 15:13.

At Least I Assume They Aren't Related

Engagement pictures
And a stomach ache; but not
Likely related.

A Typical Day For John McClane.

"You just killed a hel-
Icopter with a car!" "I
Was out of bullets."

I Know It's Horribly Dated, And It's Over An Hour And A Half Of David Bowie In Too-Tight Tights, But I Still Love 1986's Labyrinth

What kind of magic
Spell to use? Then baby said,
"Dance. Dance, Magic, Dance."

I Get Distracted Easily Playing Chess With Ernest, What With Having To Wait Five Minutes Between Every Move. Not That I'm Trying To Make Excuses.

Lost a game of chess,
And on my birthday no less;
Ernest F. Bierschenck.

I'll Certainly Miss Maxine Slothower. She Was a Hoot.

It's a little weird
The day before your birthday
To bury a friend.

What Do You Want From Me? It's 3:45 In The Morning...I Mean...Uh...It's 11:59 PM

Harry Potter was
Really really really quite
Really really good.

Seriously. It Was A Little Bit Expensive, But It Was Great Food, And The Chef Was Very Entertaining

You know what's real fun
And quite worth the higher price?
Japanese steakhouse.

Doesn't Have Quite The Same Ring To It, But I'll Give Weird Al A Call, See If He's Interested

Leaving on a jet
Plane; I know when I'll be back.
About 4:40.

Spooky, Huh? Me Writing Poems, And Them Magically Appearing In The Future?

In Texas today.
Not sure what I'm doing, since
I write from the past.

In Case You Were Confused By The Picture, I Didn't Mean Actually Munchkins. I Meant My Niece And Nephews.

Leaving for Texas:
Weekend with Shelley, bro, sis,
And many munchkins.

I Was Sadden That I Saw No One Today That Had Also Read The Books With Which I Might Discuss The Ending Of The Series

Harry Potter: done.
Synopsis of quality?
Fanfreakintastic.

Shelley Surprised Me By Framing My Print Of Starry Night And Reframing My Print Of Wanderer Above The Sea Of Fog

Came home to surprise
Gifts from Shelley after church.
Love my fianceé.

Occasionally, My Nerdiness Impresses Even Me. Sadly, This Was Not One Of Those Times.

Heard some Wizard Rock,
Played a fantasy card game...
I'm such a huge nerd.

Remember Those Haikus of Vast Insignificance We Talked About In The Tagline? Yeah, This Is One Of Those.

Haikus are so short
You can write without really
Saying anything.

Sunday School With Mid-Highers In A Nutshell

"What do you guys think?"
Long awkward silence, blank stares,
"Umm...uhhh...well...umm..." shrug.

The Fourth Of July In A Nutshell

Fwoosh! Boom! Kapow! Bam!
Crackle crackle crack! KaBOOM!
Ooooooh. Aaaaaaaah. Applause! Bed.

I Was A Little Bit Afraid That Shelley Was Going To Have A Heat Stroke

Zoo: sweltering.
Temperature was between
Fire and solar flare.

RocknRolla Was A Great Movie, And Out Of The Last Two, Snatch, And Lock, Stock, And Two Smoking Barrels, It Was Only Better Than Lock Stock

Watched new Guy Ritchie
Movie called RocknRolla;
Good, but still not Snatch.

Went To The Florist For Wedding Flower Shopping Today, And Learned Many New Things, None of Which Were Very Man Appropriate Knowledge

New lesson today:
Flowers are complicated;
And...um...manly stuff.