This Is So Not Who I Am

Just made calendar
And I color-coded it;
I feel so dirty.

I'm Not Sure What Worries Me More: How Easy It Was To Find A Picture Of Batman Threating Santa, Or How Little I Am Shocked By It

Randomly picked some
Comics Friday; three of them
Were Christmas stories.

Everyone I Was Watching It With Thought It Was Kind Of Hokey, But I Thought Norman Bates Was Terrifying

Watched Psycho last night.
Was genuinely scary.
Well done, A. Hitchcock.

If You Like Comics, Go Down To New World On 63rd & Meridian. Sale All Weekend.

Capitalism
Rocks; got 11 comics
For 11 bucks.

These Colors Don't Run. These Credit Cards, However...

Rented eight movies
Tonight for only 3 bucks;
God bless 'merica.

I'm Not Upset With Her Or Anything, She's Just Made The Last Couple Of Days At Work A Little Crazy

Pastors have trouble
Being ahead of the game;
God bless Lisa S.

Someone Telling Me Before Now Would Have Been Nice, Unless No One's Paying Attention

I was unaware
Until Wednesday that this blog
Was behind schedule.

Give Me The Beatles Or Led Zeppelin Over Rap, Emo, Or Pretentious Hipster Music Any Day

It makes me sad that
Most of my generation's
Music is awful.

Things People Younger Than Me Love That I Don't Understand

Hannah Montana,
The Jonas Brothers, and all
Known energy drinks.

I Considered Begging, But He Seemed Pretty Vehemently Set Against Letting Me Take A Picture Of His ID Photo

Fear of ID fraud
Means no-go on ID pic;
Ernest F. Bierschenk.

We Do Our Best Here At Syllabic Restraints Not Only To Entertain, But To Educate As Well

Luddites are people
Who shun most technology;
Just to let you know.

Even Though I Use And Love Technology On A Regular Basis, In A Lot Of Ways I'm Very Much A Luddite

Got a texting plan
Yesterday because the church
Begged me to do it.

At Least She Admitted That The Previous Layout Was Better Arranged, Albeit Less Logistically Desireable

For Shelley I have
Rearranged my living room;
What's become of me?

I'm Looking At You, SNU

I hate how the world
Revolves around tedious
Bureaucratic crap.

Seriously, In This ID Photo He Looked Like Snidely Whiplash

Air Force ID with
Mustache size of a Buick?
Ernest F. Bierschenk.

I Would Like To Take This Opportunity To Thank Chris Yates, Who Is The Man, And Tim Houseman, For Loaning Me A Massive Amount of Digital Storage Space

My compy is well,
And hasn't run this fast in
A very long time.

As The Mighty Ducks Once Said, Ties Are Like Kissing Your Brother

Tied in soccer game;
Doesn't feel worse than losing,
But it's not better.

Look Out Next Week (Starting Sunday) For Friends And Wellwishers Guest Week On The Rule Blog

Back on track with blogs.
Next week guest week on rules blog;
Should build a buffer.

Let He Who Hast Never Missed A Deadline Casteth The First Stone

Thursday was busy,
And my computer was dead;
Just cut me some slack.

It's Gotten To Be A Little Bit Like An Addiction, Honestly

Family Video:

Fifty cents for two movies?

How can I say "no"?

I Understand The Intention, But I Wonder If They Only Serve As A Painful Reminder In An Already Painful Location

Unsure of feelings

On roadside memorials;

Needlessly painful?

This Haiku May Or May Not Actually Be True. But, Just In Order To Cover My Bases, I Would Like To Say I Love Shelley Murrow

Swordfighting on Wii
Might just be what makes my life
Utterly complete.

That's Not To Say Life Isn't Good Without My Computer, But It Certainly Isn't Any Better

Acquired the means

To fix my compy problems;

Soon, life will be good.

That's To Be Expected, For It Is Only Once In A Blue Moon That A Sequel Exceeds The Quality Of The Original

Toy Story 2 was
Beyond what I expected,

But one was better.

We Were At My House Today Looking For Photos For The Wedding, And Shelley Succeeded In Embarrassing Me

Nostalgia can be
A time consuming process;
I was a cutie.

Apparently There Is Quite A Bit Of Malicious Software Lurking In My Computer, And It Needs To Be Reformatted

My computer has

Been turned into a zombie;

Less cool than it sounds.

I Helped Her Surprise Jason Smith For His Upcoming 47th Birthday On Saturday

Scheming and plotting
Birthday surprises galore
With Linda Pinkstaff.

We Were Going Through Childhood Photos Of Shelley Today For A Wedding Slideshow, And She Was Getting A Little Flustered

Hard to embarrass
Someone if they don't have shame;
I'm sorry, Shelley.

This One's Kind Of Sappy, And For That, I Apologize. I'm Sorry If I've Offended Anyone's Delicate Sensibilities

I don't know what I'd
Do without Shelley Murrow;
She's really the best.

Today Was Kind Of A Weird Day

Slept through church, went to
Cici's, and got parmesan
Dumped all over me.

I Have Many "Worthless" Items In My Apartment That I Wouldn't Sell For Any Amount Of Money

Retail value can
Often be exceeded by
Sentimental worth.