It's Not Easy Being Me, But Who Else Could?

Buffer on the Rule
Blog made me forget duty
To daily haiku.

I'm Looking At You, John. E Theil

Nonfoundational
Knowledge is bunk; all knowledge
Has some foundation.

Yes, That Link Is For Exactly The Purpose You Think It's For: Shameless Self-Promotion. Because I Think I'm Awesome, And You Should, Too.

I'm so excited
I built a four-week buffer
On the Rule Blog.

If You Want The Details, You're Going To Have To Ask, Because I Want To Relive My Moment Of Glory As Many Times As Possible

I have just played the
Most amazing Soccer game
Of my life (so far).

The Odd Thing Is, I Realized This While Watching A Romantic Comedy

Realized last night that
I have seen a lot of death
In the last two years.

Sometimes I Wonder How I Believe Both Halves Of This Poem At The Same Time

My grandfather is
In last stage of Alzheimer's;
And yet, God is Love.

He Has To Be The Craziest, Coolest Old Man I've Ever Met

Mice nest in your car,
Paperwork consumes your house;
Ernest F. Biershenck.

For Those Of You Who Have Never Seen The Picture For This Post, It Sort Of Explains The Last Title (Ceci N'est Pas Une Means "This Is Not A")

Sorry I was so
Artsy fartsy in the last
Poem; it happens.

Ceci N'est Pas Une Modern

Modernity was
Yearning for the infinite;
What is it we want?

Not Just Like "OMGZ COMICZ!!1!" Either, But A Serious Sociological And Spiritual Assessment Of The Myth Of Redemptive Violence And Superman Stories

Flexed my nerd muscles
Tonight; talked about comic
Books in Bible class.

Can't Think of Anything Witty To Say. Books Broke My Brain.

No more car trouble
Today; just a crapload of
Reading done. Yay class.

Luckily, I Have An Awesome Dad Who Helps Run A Paint & Collision Center Who Helped Me Out. And Threw Money At Me When I Bought Him Lunch.

Car trouble today;
A dead battery, a flat, and
No jumper cables.

I Don't Know How Two Men (One Of Whom Is A Cartoon) Had A Love Child, But He Was Driving A Van With The License Plate "Dr. Funk"

Saw Snidely Whiplash
And Kris Kristofferson's love
Child. It was awesome.

Seriously, I Don't Know If You Guys Are Getting It Or Not Yet, But This Comic Book Has WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY Too Much Subtext

Glowing with returned
Aura of emotion, they
Turn, embrace, and weep.

Once Again, Quoting (Or At Least Paraphrasing) Directly From World's Finest Comics #289

Honesty of eyes
Shattering emotional
Obstacles. SO. GAY.

This In An Actual Quote (And The Picture An Actual Scene) From World's Finest Comics #289, One Of The Gayest Comic Books I Have Ever Read

"Swathed in the heat of
Superman's blazing passage";
Quote from The Batman.

When I Was Choosing A Picture To Go Along With This Haiku, I Had It Narrowed Down To This And A Sign That Said "Genuine Fake Watches"

I always enjoy
It when advertisers tell
The truth about things.

When Your Country's Main Exports Are Alcohol And War, You Know That Whatever You Do In Your Downtime Has To Be Manly

Soccer's a man's sport;
Why do you think the Germans
Play so much of it?

It's Not Often That Shelley Acts Really Girly (One Of The Things I Like About Her), But This Was Definitely A Girly Moment

Shelley was freaked out
That I saw a mouse in my
Apartment last night.

Not To Say Steel Is THE Best, But Out Of Characters With Bad Movies, He's The Best One. It's More Of A Ratio Thing. No Rubber Nipples, Though.

Steel: best character
With worst movie in all of
Comics History.

I Have Neighbors Who Smoke, And Sometimes I'm Sure It's Not My Fault, Other Times I'm Not

I'm never really
Sure when my apartment smells
If it's my own fault.

I Honestly Am Baffled As To How I Have Already Written That Many Haikus

Haiku One Hundred
Will be all about nature;
Daises. Bugs. Sunshine.

Sorry About That; We Just Rented Season Two From Family Video, And I Have Therefore Watched Too Much Smallville In The Last Week

Almost certain that
I'm done writing Haikus on
Smallville for a while.

When Superman Starts Dealing With Magical Indian Caves And Jor-El Wants Him To Conquer The World, That's About The Point Where You Can Count Me Out

Smallville Season One
Was awesome; Season Two was
When things started to suck.

Some People Complain That Superman Is Too Powerful To Be Interesting, But Not Being Able To Do EVERYTHING Is Actually One Of His Greatest Weaknesses

The best Superman
Stories are the ones where the
Problem can't be punched.

I Honestly Really Enjoyed Season One, But Season Two Is Where I Think They Started To Lose Me

Been watching Smallville.
So many secrets and lies.
Super-teen drama.

Hopefully By Tomorrow My Neck Pain Will Be Totally Gone

Woke up this morning
And neck was feeling better;
Hope trend continues.

You Never Realize How Vital Turning Your Head Is To Your Daily Life Until You Can't

Woke up this morning
With a really sore neck and
No idea why.

Little Shop Of Horrors Is Fantastic. If Musicals About Killer Alien Plants Are Wrong, I Don't Want To Be (W)Right. But I Am. It's My Name.

Little shop, little
Shop of horrors. Bop shoo bop.
Lil' shop of terror.

The Nightly Struggle To Try And Make Myself Go To Sleep

Not ready for bed,
But I don't want to read;
I guess I'll just sleep.