I'll Miss My Daily Haikus, And Hopefully You Will, Too. (Identify The Reference At The End Of This Poem [Without Looking It Up] And You Win A Prize)

I must say, I liked
Doing this blog. So long, and
Thanks for all the fish.

New Year's Resolutions Aren't Hard; Most People Just Set The Bar Too High

Next year I resolve
To be much lazier; hope
I can stick with it.

Not That I Didn't Know That Already, But It's Nice To Have A Gentle Reminder Every Now And Again

We had a blizzard,
And I learned snow and flip-flops
Don't go together.

Oh, That Ernest!

It's been a while; I'm
Looking forward to time with
Ernest F. Bierschenk.

New Year's Eve Will Be The End Of Daily Updates On This Blog. Perhaps I'll Write More Haikus In The Future, Perhaps Not.

Time has slipped away
From me; Relaxation has
Taken precedent.

I Kinda Doubt Anyone's Really Disappointed.

I'm giving up on
My Samurai Saturdays;
Wasn't feeling it.

That First Time Is AM, The Second One Is PM. At Least I Was Stranded With The Best Person In The World. We Are Both Currently Safe And Sound At Home.

Left Texas at 10
Christmas Eve; reached Bethany
At 12 the next day.

We Wound Up Spending The Night At A Hotel In Norman After Finally Getting Off The Interstate, And Made It Safely Home To See Family For Christmas

Stuck for 10 hours
On I-35 Northbound;
What a Christmas Eve.

Seriously. She's Awesome. And I'm Not Just Saying That Because She's Sitting Right Next To Me And Reads This Thing Everyday.

It's fantastic to

Have myself a Mrs. Wright

Of my very own.

A Philosophical Inquiry For You All

Question: how much wood
Would a woodchuck chuck if a
Woodchuck could chuck wood?

Seriously. I Fit About Five Apartments' Worth of Gifts, Shelley's Stuff, & My Stuff Into Very Little Space. MAGIC.

Before we left, I
Rearranged and cleaned, and I
Am freaking magic.

I'm Assuming That We're Having Fun, But, Again, That's Mere Speculation At This Point

Honeymoon: day two.
Writing this Thursday, so I
Don't know what it's like.

No Samurai Saturday Today. Sorry If Any Of You Are Disappointed.

I think you all know
What time it is this weekend;
'Cause it's business time.

I Can't Wait To Start My Life With Shelley Wright

December 18th
Has become a day that will
Live in infamy.

Just Kidding. Unless By "Debauchery" You Mean, Good, Clean, Nerdy Fun. Which I'm Sure You Don't.

Bachelor Party
Tonight, and I can't wait for
The debauchery.

Yay For All Of You

Sometimes I wonder
How I got so rich in friends;
You guys are awesome.

Big, Empty Bed

Waking up alone
Is never easy to do;
Soon I'll be with you.

I Am So Very Sick Of Writing Papers

Right now, I might sell
My soul if it meant that I
Didn't have to write.

I Enjoyed Myself At Our Staff Christmas Party Tonight, But The Whole Time I Felt Like A Kid In A Room Full Of Grownups, Pretending To Be A Grownup

Sometimes it's hard to
Pretend that I'm an adult,
'Cause I'm really not.

Seasons

Some seasons of life
Are meant for more than killing;
Peace on Earth to men.

Shelley's Really Good At Wrapping Gifts. The Ones I Wrapped Looked Like They Were Done By A Two Year-Old, All Jacked Up On Pixie Sticks And Caffeine

Done Christmas shopping
With two whole weeks until it's
Christmas. Sweet action.

Thou Art A Cruel And Angry God!

Every time I watch
This video I can't help
But smile. LINE PIECE!

I Just Want To Be Done And Leave On My Honeymoon. Is That Too Much To Ask?

Got papers to write,
So very many papers.
Just can't type no more.

...

Productivity?
No means of motivation.
Procrastination.

Had Some Troubles With My Internet Today, But, After 14 Minutes Of Talking To A Recording, Problem Solved And Another Small Piece Of My Soul Gone

The internet: a
Fickle mistress, but I love
Her electric teet.

I Still Miss Someone

Her suffering ceased,
And I'm glad; but I still wish
She could be here now.

The Inexorable March of Time

Strong, tall, and silent,
He stands like the mighty oak.
But, even oaks die.

I Thought It Was Computer, But I Muted The Sound And Still Nothing. Perhaps I'm Going Slightly Mad.

There's a ringing noise
In my left ear; I'm not sure
Where it's coming from.

I'm Very Much Looking Forward To Being On An Almost Two Week Vacation With The Woman I Love Relaxing To My Heart's Desire After Partyin Wit My Homies

I wish I could skip
The next two weeks and be at
My bachelor party.

Sorry I've Been Late With So Many Haikus Lately. Things Just Keep Getting Crazier And Crazier.

I need to be more
Productive; time's running out
No time left to lose.

Some Words Look Less And Less Like Real Words The More You See Them. Lazy Is Definitely One Of Those Words. Most Words Are If You Use Them A Lot.

I'm such a slacker;
A lazy, lazy, lazy
Big lazy slacker.